Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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