Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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