But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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