we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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