Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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