You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
