Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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