Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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