Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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