Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I love having hate sex.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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