good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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