You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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