yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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