We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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