How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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