I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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