Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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