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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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