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(443): View more from Maryland

That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.

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(585): View more from New York

at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"

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(330): View more from Ohio

So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.

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(512): View more from Texas

Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.

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(917): View more from New York City

i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.

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(210): View more from Texas

he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?

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(727): View more from Florida

Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"

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