I don't usually arrange sex via text message
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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