I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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