I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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