So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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