areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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