She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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