This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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