Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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