Porn is love you can see.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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