Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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