does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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