put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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