Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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