does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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