Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
