Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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