Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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