So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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