And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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