last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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