Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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