Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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