So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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