Yo dont text me then not text me
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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