I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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