I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My feet surprised me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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