so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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