We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I am spending my child support on dildos
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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