oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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