No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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