He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
