So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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