U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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