love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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